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The girl who schooled guys who claim they’re “too big” to wear condoms
As someone who has zero interest in getting impregnated (or contracting icky STIs) I have zero patience for guys who say they’re “too big” for condoms.
I mean, have you seen how big they can go?
I don’t care how huge your nob is – there's a condom to care of it.
Personally, I think most girls are all over this sneaky excuse. Sadly though, there are still dudes out there who play the “too big for condoms” card.
But now a girl from Utah has smashed the strategy to smithereens once and for all, providing visual proof that it’s complete and utter nonsense.
Repping safe-sexing 18 year olds everywhere, Emily tweeted this hysterical photo of her entire forearm and hand in a condom:
If a boy ever tells you he's too big for a condom, please send him this pic.twitter.com/SBEjF0p7lW
— Mousie (@DramaticEmily) July 13, 2015
I mean, that stretch factor is insane.
At the time of writing, the post had already had more than 12,000 retweets.
We only hope it’s reaching as many boys as it is girls – and that the guilty ones are hanging their heads in shame.
To any boys who’re reading this, you’re going to have to come up with another excuse.
That, or you can pretty much kiss your sex life goodbye!
Has a guy ever tried this excuse on you? Did you know condoms could stretch so much?